Tuesday, 16 March 2010

current thoughts/aims

writing the great british novel. writing an excellent novel. my aim is to write the one unifying novel that will unify and inspire the great british public. giving the great british public something to believe in. trying to make the great british public see for once and for all just how pathetic/wonderful everything/everyone is. trying so hard to write with character and my own voice. trying to enunciate effectively using my own voice which i haven't borrowed from any other great british novelists who already wrote the great british novel. trying to write a novel that makes every person in the world join forces like the music from bill and ted wyld stallyons. trying to think of how i can make a band that is as good as wyld stallyons. playing my ukulele and hoping that someone outside will hear and think that wyld stallyons are a real band and that person will somehow help me to unite the world in appreciation of wyld stallyons and humanity. trying to dress and act like rufus from bill and ted to try and create the band wyld stallyons by going back in time to find the constituent members. trying to write my novel with the story from bill and ted but more ironic and deadpan. i am so keen on making everything just so god damn ironic and deadpan, like the music of wyld stallyons, but more ironic. typing and imagining that my hands are doing the 'special sign' that means wyld stallyons.

5 comments:

Giles Ruffer said...

Station!

Delores Poindexter said...

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stephen said...

Wyld Stallyns... one of today's hottest rock bands. Starting as local garage band from san dimas, california, wyld stallyns takes you away on an excellent adventure you won't forget. Wyld Stallyns fires a colorful explosion of romantic illusion and sexual tension with skillfully crafted lyrics. Their awesome talent has been manifested into two Stallyn albums: Excellent Adventure (1984) and Wyld Valley (1997).

http://wyldstallyns.tripod.com/

Cami said...

I feel left out. Will I, as an American, even a mediocre American, be able to relate to the Great British Novel?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hi cami - i am afraid that you won't be able to relate to the great british novel. perhaps you could try writing the 'great british-american novel'?