Wednesday, 18 August 2010

advert for 'rancid vinegar flavoured yellow paste' French's Mustard

i am waiting for my cheque, French's


An Unreliable Witness said...

This one is scaring me for some reason. I think it might be the way the yellow squeezy container is shedding its colour onto the side of your face.

Happy squirting.

Anonymous said...

Please advertise Marmite.

meg arbuss said...

i have deposited £25 into your bank account to show we are genuine.

if you want more £££ please tattoo the megabus logo onto your forehead and contact us directly.

Send proof of your tattoo to, a photo or a good (quite realistic) drawing will do

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hi meg.
there has not been a £25 deposit into my account.

however, i will advertise your excellent bus service, which i hate.

i will also advertise marmite.

photos will follow.

please marmite company send me money.