Tuesday, 10 August 2010

my penis is a book, etc



this is a direct response to/copy of this - sorry kendra

this blog will be from now on a collection of either gchats with DJ Berndt, or mildly pornographic images of me. i am trying to increase my hits. i want to make £1,000,000.

up for it?

the book is 'sherlock holmes'

15 comments:

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

p.s i challenge everyone who sees this/reads this to do their own picture.

gamefaced said...

you shouldn't sit around without pants on so close to electrical sockets.
tsktsk.

xTx said...

the BEST!

dj goes next or the albino gets it!

DJ Berndt said...

Ha! This is great Socrates, I'm so happy to be such a part of your blog.

xTx, I'll go after you. Sorry, albino.

ana c. said...

el buzo borracho

sarah san said...

ooooohhhhh.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

just translated my t-shirt. it means 'the drunk diver'.


what does this mean?

Shiona said...
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Shiona said...

I think that means "come in, the water is lovely" or "I am in out of my depth" or "i can hold my breath for longer than you"

Tao Lin said...

nice

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

i am such a hairy guy

Ben Myers said...

I'm hairy too. It can be inconvenient, but sometimes it can be luxurious.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

sessy, lets rub our books together and see if they make a chapbook

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

they will make a chafe book

Cassandra Troyan said...

HOT.

I'm still waiting for DJ to do this, and then I am next.