Saturday, 29 December 2007

Mistake

I have recieved an e-mail from the guy that I sent an e-mail to. I have recieved a reply from the guy who runs the six sentence story blog. The reply tells me that my Six Sentence Story will be published on his thing on new year's day. I am terrified. Why did I send in the story in the first place? Self-publicity. But what's the point of getting people to know me. I am ill. I can smell the ingredients of a Fisherman's Pie in my oven, cooking until Golden Brown. Prime cuts of pollock, creamy taragon sauce and piped maris piper potatoes with a crispy coating. I peep into the oven and notice in delight that the pie looks nearly ready. I notice something. It is on top of the pie. It is a fish shaped piece of pastry designed to add character to the pie. I remember what my six sentence story is about. I feel sick. In a sudden crazed movement I open the oven take out the pie rip the fish shape from the pie and shove it in a glass of water. I put the pie back in the oven. My hands are badly burnt. I put some E45 cream on them.





Want to solve the mystery? Wondering what my six sentence story is about? I bet you are you impatient swine. Then check out the http://www.sixsentences.blogspot.com/ on new years day. It's like some kind of mystery. What would drive you to put a fish in some water? What is your terrible secret etc? Well get over it. Stop thinking about it and get on with your life you LOSER. But don't forget to check the site on new years day.

7 comments:

xtx said...

i will definitely check that site out on nyd.

you shouldnt have attacked your pie like that. pastry fish can live outside of water, you know...

apants said...

is that today? holy shit.

apants said...

you weren't there yet. I feel totally gypped.

I also feel racist after I wrote "gypped."

Frank Morgan said...

i just read your 6 sentences - they are good sentences and made me feel a little sad.

my story got accepted too, i don't feel too worried about it though (should I??) i just wrote about what I was doing at the time. I think it goes up on the 8th but i didn't really pay much attention to the guys email.

FM

Jenn said...

I have blurbed you. You have the first blurb of 2008. This is the nearest I do to complimenting. But good work.

http://jennashworth.tumblr.com/post/22845260

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

Wow - thanks very much,that's awfully nice of you.

小貓咪 said...

情趣用品,情趣,成人網站,A片下載,日本AV,做愛,A片下載,成人影城,愛情公寓,情色貼圖,情色,色情網站,色情遊戲,色情小說,情色文學,色情,aio交友愛情館,色情影片,臺灣情色網,寄情築園小遊戲,情色論壇,嘟嘟情人色網,情色視訊,愛情小說,言情小說,一葉情貼圖片區,情趣用品,情趣,色情漫畫,情色網,情色a片,情色遊戲,85cc成人片,嘟嘟成人網,成人網站,18成人,成人影片,成人交友網,成人貼圖,成人圖片區,成人圖片,成人文章,成人小說,成人光碟,微風成人區,免費成人影片,成人漫畫,成人文學,成人遊戲,成人電影,成人論壇,做愛,aio,情色小說,ut聊天室,豆豆聊天室,聊天室,尋夢園聊天室,080視訊聊天室,免費視訊聊天,哈啦聊天室,視訊聊天,080聊天室,080苗栗人聊天室,6k聊天室,視訊聊天室,成人聊天室,中部人聊天室,免費視訊,視訊交友,視訊美女,視訊做愛,正妹牆,美女交友,玩美女人,美女,美女寫真,美女遊戲,hi5,hilive,hi5 tv,a383,微風論壇,微風,伊莉,伊莉討論區,伊莉論壇,sogo論壇