Arrived.
Didn't go anywhere.
Day Two
I am lost.
Day Three
Got attacked by a lizard. It came in through the window and then left. It took something but I don't know what.
Cut my foot on a piece of metal.
Day Four
Tried to access work e-mail.
Contracted an electronic virus.
Unplugged computer from wall, ripped socket out of the wall.
Fell backwards into a bin.
Had a rollmop.
Day Five - Seven
Sat down.
Day Eight
Got up.
Looked out of the window at the shutters.
Tried to open the shutters for some fresh air.
Dust from the shutters got into my nose.
Was sneezing for two minutes.
Tried to find my asthma inhaler.
I had forgotten my asthma inhaler.
Sucked on a pencil hoping for a placebo effect.
Had a mild asthma attack.
Day Nine
Too scared to move.
A man tried to breach the room/prison.
Day Ten
Did some exercises.
Looked at the place in the wall where the plug socket used to be.
Put my face in the place where the plug socket used to be.
Felt dangerous.
Day Eleven
Had some raisins.
Tried to invent a new language.
Made up a word "Polt"
"Polt" means "Oh Dear"
Some of the words in my new language can mean up to three of our words.
Made up a word "tunge".
"Tunge" means "Little Man With"
Day Twelve
Poured salt onto my tongue.
6 comments:
Hey guys. If you're a regular reader of my blog then you'll know how cool I am.
Thanks.
true.
i do.
i am not very cool, but i think i am a well-liked person.
My nickname to some is Optimus Prime.
I think that speaks volumes about me.
i liked reading the post and then the comments. it was a good experience.
i liked reading the post and then the comments. it was a good experience.
fuck i accidentally posted two comments but if you think about it it is like i said that i enjoyed reading the post and the comments including mine.
i am not happy about being alive.
Thanks for your comments everyone. Could someone send me a new life?
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