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Received your chapbook in the post today, and have just finished reading it. I enjoyed it very much, thank you. the old man reminded me of an old man i used to work with. except he wasn't evil. he was odd though. during the sixties he used to join occult groups to meet chicks. i don't think he got to meet many. he was asked to leave, usually, for asking too many questions. he once brought in a newspaper cutting about a man who could bring women to orgasm using only the power of his mind, which he then tried to replicate for the rest of the day.
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I have been asked to write a short piece for the new print edition of www.hivemagazine.co.uk
I don't know what to write about. I would like suggestions, in response to this post, of a title for the piece to inspire me. I would like the title to be 2 or 3 words long, preferably 2. I would like the title to be exciting.
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Thank you for the chapbook, I very much enjoyed it and am now checking my flat for snails and old men. No snails as yet but I have disposed of a clump of elderly gents congregating under my fridge.
Possible title:
Banana Massacre
"unlawful killing"
or
"libyan spitjob"
I cannot top Banana Massacre.
So far Unlawful Killing is winning. Although Banana Massacre has a certain ring to it i did not find it inspiring enough as it is too specific. Unlawful Killing seems quite open for interpretation.
title: WASP CUNT.
or, i suppose, CUNT WASP.
Vague Menace?
also:
unicorn fairies
and
hitler spitjob
hello wasp cunt
boo hoo hoo - i still haven't received my chapped book :(
FM
Frank, if you have not got it by friday, tell me and i will send it again.
hooray! no more tears
it has arrived,
thanks, i'm going to read it after i eat my dinner
FM
"big legs"
or
"the lady"
or
"pizza dinner"
I think so far it has to be "The Lady". Simple - elegant, and I know a lot about ladies.
A lot.
this is an anthology waiting to happen
today i thought:
'psycho the rapist'
but it's more on the 3 side of '2 or 3... preferably 2'
The Lady won.
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