It is a story called "The Lady"
Here are some teaser taster sections for everyone to love and cherish forever.
"I am sitting at my pod.
I have been in work sitting at my pod for fifteen minutes.
I think I have wet myself."
And also -
"The beautiful lady. The wonderful boss lady. The lady that makes me feel special and happy.
She is looking at me with a look like she wants to give me a sweet kiss.
She opens her wonderful mouth.
"HENRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT" She says."
It is pretty weird. I wonder whether it will be OK?