Friday, 6 February 2009

THROW ALL OF YOUR MONEY INTO THE TOILET

Shove huge wads of cash into the shit-bowl. Make an ISA of your U-Bend. Grab your cheque book and baste it in your effluent. Attack the porcelain with coins and notes.

Throw all of your money into the toilet straight away. Shove it in and look away.

3 comments:

xtx said...

If i had some money, i would do that.

FellHouse said...

If I haven't got any money can I throw anything else into the toilet instead?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hi fellhouse. i strongly reccommend using money. if none is to hand the best thing to do is to find some. mugging someone is allowed.