You were the best thing there by a long way mate, fear not. I have to say the poor quality of what was read out and the general self-congratulatory tone of the event made you and your writing shine even more.
fuck them all capital letters you are the best thing that ever happened to manchester whereever that is. what do they know anyway. you are the brilliantest writer to ever grace a blog entry. you can put your head in my lap while i stroke your hair to make you feel better. no sex required or anything, purely platonic and caring. that sucks man. fuck a duck.
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So how did you get on at the awards then?
You were the best thing there by a long way mate, fear not. I have to say the poor quality of what was read out and the general self-congratulatory tone of the event made you and your writing shine even more.
fuck them all capital letters you are the best thing that ever happened to manchester whereever that is. what do they know anyway. you are the brilliantest writer to ever grace a blog entry. you can put your head in my lap while i stroke your hair to make you feel better. no sex required or anything, purely platonic and caring. that sucks man. fuck a duck.
seriously. just to reiterate. you should've won. bastards!
Yeh!
*punches the air*
Good. You are misunderstood and suffered. This will make you an even better writer and you will reap all the success and acclaim when you are dead.
Your support is helping to ease the pain of my failure. I am sick. All of you are my pals.
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