1. Points mean prizes.2. Yes. It is fine.3. No. You may retire at any time.4. 2 minutes maximum. Then unleash hell/butter.5. Live like a sailor on leave. Leave no witnesses. Clean socks please.
1. procreation or just meaningless sex.2. yes, but not indefinitely.3. Tell On to get his own ride. Tell On he needs to lose a few stone. (i used a british term!)4. Medium-Dark, appx. 4 minutes5. Not too dirty, not too clean. Be kind, rewind.
1. The point is to jump out in front of old ladies and shout "twazmuppet".2. It is not okay not to be fine. When it's not not okay not to be fine, I'll let you know.3. Just until the bell goes. 4. 14 years. Still waiting.5. Petit Filous.
1. The Point is the name of a cinema in Milton Keynes.2. No.3. I'm afraid that yes, you will need to carry on forever because we haven't arranged for anyone to cover your shifts.4. Depends how you like it.5. Wrap up warm, it's cold out.
1. Live and die.2. No one is fine, some are just better at pretending. This is not ok.3. No, just as long as you feel like it.4. As long as you feel like.5. Pretend that you are capable of love and then act like it.
so far - i like these answers
1. Cheese.2. Cheese.3. Cheese.4. Cheese.5. Cheese.[Optional extra answer: Branston pickle]
1. don't think2. don't think3. don't think4. don't think5.don't think
it felt good when i came to your house and we drank wine
Was that at the Man Party, Crispin?Because, if it was, now I feel that you are just rubbing it in my face.God save the vagina!
it was maybe the manliest party i have ever been toi am sorryi read from a joke bookit was pure machismolong live your peculiar and slippery vadgebox all the same thoughlong live it
1. One day you might get to slap an animal bigger than you. It will be funny.2. Not sure. I'm not fine.3. See #14. Until the rage leaves.5. See #1
instead of me doing my blog let's all just have a conversation in these comments
hi how are you
how about those mets?
This is where I go to find hot babes.
hi guys, what's going on? great football/cricket/netball at the moment!well done everyone.
yeh, not muchi'm okgood question thoughhow is everyone doing today!?!?!?
i'm not too bad - just getting ready to leave work soon
We're getting low on wine. Do you want me to pop out to Iffy's?
could someone lend me a cigarette
don't smoke, mate.sorry
could i have a sauna?
just going out for a walk, chook
1. I don't know.2. It has to be.3. Not unless you want to.4. Burn it. Let it scratch your throat on the way down.5. Get better every day?
1. One.2. Two.3. Thr-- er--4. I lost count.5. Can I start again?Word verification is 'kilogit' = a thousand gits.
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