Monday, 30 March 2009

interactive quiz

1. what's the point?

2. is it ok to not be fine?

3. do i need to carry on forever?

4. how long for toast?

5. give me an idea of how to live.

Please answer these questions.


Martin Higgins said...

1. Points mean prizes.

2. Yes. It is fine.

3. No. You may retire at any time.

4. 2 minutes maximum. Then unleash hell/butter.

5. Live like a sailor on leave. Leave no witnesses. Clean socks please.

xTx said...

1. procreation or just meaningless sex.

2. yes, but not indefinitely.

3. Tell On to get his own ride. Tell On he needs to lose a few stone. (i used a british term!)

4. Medium-Dark, appx. 4 minutes

5. Not too dirty, not too clean. Be kind, rewind.

Fat Roland said...

1. The point is to jump out in front of old ladies and shout "twazmuppet".

2. It is not okay not to be fine. When it's not not okay not to be fine, I'll let you know.

3. Just until the bell goes.

4. 14 years. Still waiting.

5. Petit Filous.

Chris East said...

1. The Point is the name of a cinema in Milton Keynes.

2. No.

3. I'm afraid that yes, you will need to carry on forever because we haven't arranged for anyone to cover your shifts.

4. Depends how you like it.

5. Wrap up warm, it's cold out.

DJ Berndt said...

1. Live and die.

2. No one is fine, some are just better at pretending. This is not ok.

3. No, just as long as you feel like it.

4. As long as you feel like.

5. Pretend that you are capable of love and then act like it.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

so far - i like these answers

An Unreliable Witness said...

1. Cheese.

2. Cheese.

3. Cheese.

4. Cheese.

5. Cheese.

[Optional extra answer: Branston pickle]

sam pink said...

1. don't think
2. don't think
3. don't think
4. don't think
5.don't think

Crispin Best said...

it felt good when i came to your house and we drank wine

xTx said...

Was that at the Man Party, Crispin?

Because, if it was, now I feel that you are just rubbing it in my face.

God save the vagina!

Crispin Best said...

it was maybe the manliest party i have ever been to
i am sorry
i read from a joke book
it was pure machismo

long live your peculiar and slippery vadgebox all the same though
long live it

Matt DeBenedictis said...

1. One day you might get to slap an animal bigger than you. It will be funny.

2. Not sure. I'm not fine.

3. See #1

4. Until the rage leaves.

5. See #1

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

instead of me doing my blog let's all just have a conversation in these comments

DJ Berndt said...

hi how are you

Crispin Best said...

how about those mets?

Fat Roland said...

This is where I go to find hot babes.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hi guys, what's going on? great football/cricket/netball at the moment!

well done everyone.

Crispin Best said...

yeh, not much
i'm ok
good question though
how is everyone doing today!?!?!?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

i'm not too bad - just getting ready to leave work soon

Fat Roland said...

We're getting low on wine. Do you want me to pop out to Iffy's?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

could someone lend me a cigarette

Crispin Best said...

don't smoke, mate.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

could i have a sauna?

Crispin Best said...

just going out for a walk, chook

Molly Gaudry said...

1. I don't know.
2. It has to be.
3. Not unless you want to.
4. Burn it. Let it scratch your throat on the way down.
5. Get better every day?

Fat Roland said...

1. One.
2. Two.
3. Thr-- er--
4. I lost count.
5. Can I start again?

Word verification is 'kilogit' = a thousand gits.