Wednesday, 4 March 2009

business deal

does anyone want to buy the username and password to my blog for £50,000?

you can own your very own blog for just £50,000.

please help me to live my life for just £50,000.

Good Things about This Blog:

1. Have fun changing the picture now and then.
2. Have the chance to write funny things, sad things and pretty things.
3. Average between 3-7 comments per post.
4. Get around 30-60 unique visits a day.
5. Have the fun of constantly checking the blog to see if there are any new comments.
6. Be a loser.

Ok so anyone who wants it - just £50,000.


Martin Higgins said...

Hello Shopkeep,

I am interested in purchasing the 'Be A Loser' option only. I am a collector of 'Losing' items. Could you offer me a price on this part of the sale? Thank you.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

'Be a loser' is worth £40,000. It is the largest portion of this blog. Alternatively people may elect to sponsor individual posts for £100 a time.

Diana Lyn said...

think you let yourself down there. being a loser blogger is priceless, priceless I tell you!

DJ Berndt said...

How much to constantly check for new comments (#5)?

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

constantly check for new comments comes in at around £300

it is more of a burden than a pleasure

ex tee ex said...

It seems I am accomplishing all of these things on my very own blog.

Perhaps I can sell mine for $50,000.

Any takers, please click my profile pic.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

ex tee ex, please don't use this spaceto advertise your own blog. would you like to buy my blog for £50,000? then i will buy yours for $50,000. This is not a trick. I promise.

An Unreliable Witness said...

I heard from reliable sources that my blog is worth £752,347. And 37 pence. Would you consider a part exchange? I will throw in a nice umbrella and a hoover, to sweeten the deal.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hello unreliable witness. this offer sounds very interesting. perhaps you can send me an initial 'down payment' of £50,000 and then my part of the deal would be to send you £0 or something. what do you think? yours in business, socrates

DJ Berndt said...

If I check your blog for new comments while you still own it (that's what I just did), did I owe you £300?

Also, 'hello'.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

hello DJ Berndt. please, if you feel obliged to give me £300 (which you owe me) please do so. your home may be at risk if you do not keep up payment on your mortgage or other loans secured on it.

sam pink said...

i laughed a lot while reading this.

Chris said...

i would be interested in making a small investment in the running of the 'Choose yr own adventure' blog

i believe yr obsession with the monetary value of this blog has created a conflict of interest with regards to the maintenance of said blog.