does anyone want to buy the username and password to my blog for £50,000?
you can own your very own blog for just £50,000.
please help me to live my life for just £50,000.
Good Things about This Blog:
1. Have fun changing the picture now and then.
2. Have the chance to write funny things, sad things and pretty things.
3. Average between 3-7 comments per post.
4. Get around 30-60 unique visits a day.
5. Have the fun of constantly checking the blog to see if there are any new comments.
6. Be a loser.
Ok so anyone who wants it - just £50,000.
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13 comments:
Hello Shopkeep,
I am interested in purchasing the 'Be A Loser' option only. I am a collector of 'Losing' items. Could you offer me a price on this part of the sale? Thank you.
'Be a loser' is worth £40,000. It is the largest portion of this blog. Alternatively people may elect to sponsor individual posts for £100 a time.
think you let yourself down there. being a loser blogger is priceless, priceless I tell you!
How much to constantly check for new comments (#5)?
constantly check for new comments comes in at around £300
it is more of a burden than a pleasure
It seems I am accomplishing all of these things on my very own blog.
Perhaps I can sell mine for $50,000.
Any takers, please click my profile pic.
ex tee ex, please don't use this spaceto advertise your own blog. would you like to buy my blog for £50,000? then i will buy yours for $50,000. This is not a trick. I promise.
I heard from reliable sources that my blog is worth £752,347. And 37 pence. Would you consider a part exchange? I will throw in a nice umbrella and a hoover, to sweeten the deal.
hello unreliable witness. this offer sounds very interesting. perhaps you can send me an initial 'down payment' of £50,000 and then my part of the deal would be to send you £0 or something. what do you think? yours in business, socrates
If I check your blog for new comments while you still own it (that's what I just did), did I owe you £300?
Also, 'hello'.
hello DJ Berndt. please, if you feel obliged to give me £300 (which you owe me) please do so. your home may be at risk if you do not keep up payment on your mortgage or other loans secured on it.
i laughed a lot while reading this.
i would be interested in making a small investment in the running of the 'Choose yr own adventure' blog
i believe yr obsession with the monetary value of this blog has created a conflict of interest with regards to the maintenance of said blog.
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